My Geek Code (v3.1) says....
GCS/IT/M/MU/S d- s:+ a C+++$ UB+++$L++++$ P+$ L++++$ !E W++ N+ o+ !K !w !O M+ !V PS PE Y+ PGP++ !t !5 !X !R tv-() b++(+++) DI D G e+++>++++ h+>- r++(+++) y+
- Geek: GCS/IT/M/MU/S
- I'm a geek of computer science.
- a geek of information technology.
- a geek of math.
- a geek of music.
- a geek of science.
- Dress: d-
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I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
- Shape: s:+
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I'm the height of an average geek.
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I'm a little rounder than most.
- Age: a
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I'm between 30 and 39.
- Computers: C+++$
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You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me!
I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks.
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I'm making money at this.
- Unix: UB+++$L++++$
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BSD:
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I don't need to crack /etc/passwd because I just modified su
so that it doesn't prompt me. The admin staff doesn't even know
I'm here. If you don't understand what I just said, this
category does NOT apply to you.
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I'm making money at this.
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Linux:
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I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be
surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental"
computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your
front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.
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I'm making money at this.
- Perl: P+$
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I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much
perl, but it's on my agenda.
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I'm making money at this.
- Linux: L++++$
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I am a Linux wizard. I munch C code for breakfast and have
enough room left over for kernel debugging. I have so many
patches installed that I lost track about ten versions ago.
Linux newbies consider me a net.god.
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I'm making money at this.
- Emacs: !E
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I don't use Emacs.
- Web: W++
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I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised
in my .signature.
- Usenet: N+
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I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.
- Usenet Oracle: o+
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I have been incarnated at least once.
- Kibo: !K
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I intentionally avoid Kibo.
- Windows: !w
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I don't use Windows.
- OS/2: !O
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I don't use OS/2.
- Macintosh: M+
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A mac has it's uses and I use it quite often.
- VMS: !V
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I don't use VMS.
- Politics-Social: PS
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I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my
freedoms right now.
- Politics-Economic: PE
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Distrust both government and business.
- Cypherpunks: Y+
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I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality
I am not really all that active or vocal.
- PGP: PGP++
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I have the most recent version and use it regularly
- Trek: !t
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I don't watch Star Trek.
- Babylon 5: !5
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I don't watch Babylon 5.
- X-Files: !X
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I don't watch X-Files.
- Roleplaying: !R
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I don't role-play.
- Television: tv-()
- I range from ...
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I watch tv for the news and 'special programming'.
- ... to ...
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I watch only the shows that are actually worth while,
such as those found on PBS.
- Books: b++(+++)
- I range from ...
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I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
- ... to ...
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I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
- Dilbert: DI
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I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it
- DOOM!: D
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I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.
- Geek Code: G
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I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
- Education: e+++>++++
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Got a masters degree
- ... but I'd like to be ...
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Managed to get my Ph.D.
- Housing: h+>-
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Living alone, get out once a week to buy food, no more than
once a month to do laundry. All surfaces covered.
- ... but I'd like to be ...
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Living with one or more registered Geeks.
- Relationships: r++(+++)
- I range from ...
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I've dated my current SO for a long time.
- ... to ...
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Found someone, dated, and am now married.
- Sex[m]: y+
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I've had real, live sex.