My Geek Code (v3.1) says....
geekcode= GIT/E d+ s+:+ a20 C+++ UL++++ P++(---) L+++ E- W++(-) N+ o>++ K w---() !O M V- PS++ PE- Y+ PGP+ t+(+++)@ 5 !X R* tv(--) b++ DI++++ D+ G++ e>++ h!>- r--- !y+
- Geek: GIT/E
- I'm a geek of information technology.
- a geek of engineering.
- Dress: d+
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Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans,
tennis shoes, or t-shirts.
- Shape: s+:+
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I'm a little taller than most.
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I'm a little rounder than most.
- Age: a20
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I am 20 years of age.
- Computers: C+++
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You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me!
I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks.
- Unix: UL++++
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Linux:
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I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be
surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental"
computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your
front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.
- Perl: P++(---)
- I range from ...
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Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell
scripts anymore because I write them in Perl.
- ... to ...
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Perl combines the power of sh, the clarity of sed, and the
performance of awk with the simplicity of C. It should be
banned.
- Linux: L+++
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I use Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor
comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions some times.
- Emacs: E-
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Emacs is just too big and bloated for my tastes.
- Web: W++(-)
- I range from ...
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I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised
in my .signature.
- ... to ...
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The web is really a pain. Life was so much easier when
you could transfer information by simple ASCII. Now
everyone won't even consider your ideas unless you spif
them up with bandwidth-consuming pictures and pointless
information links.
- Usenet: N+
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I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.
- Usenet Oracle: o>++
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I've submitted a question, but it has never been incarnated.
- ... but I'd like to be ...
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I have made the Best Of Oracularities.
- Kibo: K
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I know who Kibo is.
- Windows: w---()
- I range from ...
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Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years.
Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned,
disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.
- ... to ...
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Ok, so I use MS Windows. I don't have to like it.
- OS/2: !O
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I don't use OS/2.
- Macintosh: M
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I use a mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.
- VMS: V-
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Unix is much better than VMS for my computing needs.
- Politics-Social: PS++
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I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a
card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and
legal.
- Politics-Economic: PE-
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It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help
more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!
- Cypherpunks: Y+
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I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality
I am not really all that active or vocal.
- PGP: PGP+
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"Finger me for my public key"
- Trek: t+(+++)@
- I range from ...
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It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good
on television any more.
- ... to ...
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_Unknown trek code +++@_
- Babylon 5: 5
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I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
- X-Files: !X
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I don't watch X-Files.
- Roleplaying: R*
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I thought life WAS role-playing?
- Television: tv(--)
- I range from ...
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I watch only the shows that are actually worth while,
such as those found on PBS.
- ... to ...
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I turn my tv on during natural disasters.
- Books: b++
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I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
- Dilbert: DI++++
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I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC
(Dogbert's New Ruling Class).
- DOOM!: D+
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It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy
afternoon.
- Geek Code: G++
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I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look
up the specifics.
- Education: e>++
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Finished High School
- ... but I'd like to be ...
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Got a bachelors degree
- Housing: h!>-
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I am stuck living with my parents!
- ... but I'd like to be ...
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Living with one or more registered Geeks.
- Relationships: r---
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I'm beginning to think I'm a leper or something, the way
people avoid me like the plague.
- Sex[m]: !y+
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Sex? What's that? No experience, willing to learn!