My Geek Code (v3.1) says....


geekcode= GIT/E d+ s+:+ a20 C+++ UL++++ P++(---) L+++ E- W++(-) N+ o>++ K w---() !O M V- PS++ PE- Y+ PGP+ t+(+++)@ 5 !X R* tv(--) b++ DI++++ D+ G++ e>++ h!>- r--- !y+

Geek: GIT/E
I'm a geek of information technology.
   a geek of engineering.
Dress: d+
Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts.
Shape: s+:+
I'm a little taller than most.
I'm a little rounder than most.
Age: a20
I am 20 years of age.
Computers: C+++
You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks.
Unix: UL++++
Linux:
I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.
Perl: P++(---)
    I range from ...
Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts anymore because I write them in Perl.
    ... to ...
Perl combines the power of sh, the clarity of sed, and the performance of awk with the simplicity of C. It should be banned.
Linux: L+++
I use Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions some times.
Emacs: E-
Emacs is just too big and bloated for my tastes.
Web: W++(-)
    I range from ...
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.
    ... to ...
The web is really a pain. Life was so much easier when you could transfer information by simple ASCII. Now everyone won't even consider your ideas unless you spif them up with bandwidth-consuming pictures and pointless information links.
Usenet: N+
I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.
Usenet Oracle: o>++
I've submitted a question, but it has never been incarnated.
    ... but I'd like to be ...
I have made the Best Of Oracularities.
Kibo: K
I know who Kibo is.
Windows: w---()
    I range from ...
Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.
    ... to ...
Ok, so I use MS Windows. I don't have to like it.
OS/2: !O
I don't use OS/2.
Macintosh: M
I use a mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.
VMS: V-
Unix is much better than VMS for my computing needs.
Politics-Social: PS++
I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.
Politics-Economic: PE-
It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!
Cypherpunks: Y+
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.
PGP: PGP+
"Finger me for my public key"
Trek: t+(+++)@
    I range from ...
It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.
    ... to ...
_Unknown trek code +++@_
Babylon 5: 5
I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
X-Files: !X
I don't watch X-Files.
Roleplaying: R*
I thought life WAS role-playing?
Television: tv(--)
    I range from ...
I watch only the shows that are actually worth while, such as those found on PBS.
    ... to ...
I turn my tv on during natural disasters.
Books: b++
I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
Dilbert: DI++++
I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling Class).
DOOM!: D+
It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.
Geek Code: G++
I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.
Education: e>++
Finished High School
    ... but I'd like to be ...
Got a bachelors degree
Housing: h!>-
I am stuck living with my parents!
    ... but I'd like to be ...
Living with one or more registered Geeks.
Relationships: r---
I'm beginning to think I'm a leper or something, the way people avoid me like the plague.
Sex[m]: !y+
Sex? What's that? No experience, willing to learn!