My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

code=GE/CS d+(-) s: a++ C+++$ !U P+ L>++ E+>+++ W++(--) N !o K- w++(---) !O !M !V !PS !PE Y+ !PGP t !5 X-- R tv-- b++ DI+++ !D G e++>+++ h---- r+++ y?

Dress: d+(-)
    I range from ...
Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts.
    ... to ...
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
Shape: s:
I'm the height of an average geek.
I'm as round as an average geek.
Age: a++
I'm between 50 and 59.
Computers: C+++$
You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks.
    I'm making money at this.
Unix: !U
I refuse to use Unix.
Perl: P+
I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it's on my agenda.
Linux: L>++
I know what Linux is, but that's about all.
    ... but I'd like to be ...
I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
Emacs: E+>+++
Emacs is great! I read my mail and news with it!
    ... but I'd like to be ...
Emacs is my login shell!! M-x doctor is my psychologist! I use emacs to control my TV and toaster oven! All you vi people don't know what you're missing! I read alt.religion.emacs,, and comp.os.emacs.
Web: W++(--)
    I range from ...
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.
    ... to ...
A pox on the Web! It wastes time and bandwidth and just gives the uneducated morons a reason to clutter the Internet.
Usenet: N
Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.
Usenet Oracle: !o
I don't consult the Usenet Oracle.
Kibo: K-
I don't know who Kibo is.
Windows: w++(---)
    I range from ...
I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've written at least one DLL.
    ... to ...
Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.
OS/2: !O
I don't use OS/2.
Macintosh: !M
I don't use a Mac.
I don't use VMS.
Politics-Social: !PS
I don't have any social views.
Politics-Economic: !PE
I don't care about economics.
Cypherpunks: Y+
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.
I don't use PGP.
Trek: t
It's just another TV show.
Babylon 5: !5
I don't watch Babylon 5.
X-Files: X--
If I wanted to watch this kind of stuff, I'd talk to Oliver Stone
Roleplaying: R
Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.
Television: tv--
I turn my tv on during natural disasters.
Books: b++
I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
Dilbert: DI+++
I am a Dilbert prototype
I don't play Doom.
Geek: G
Education: e++>+++
Got a bachelors degree
    ... but I'd like to be ...
Got a masters degree
Housing: h----
Married with children -- Al Bundy can sympathize.
Relationships: r+++
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
Sex[m]: y?
It's none of your business what my sex life is like.