My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

code=GE/CS d+(-) s: a++ C+++$ !U P+ L>++ E+>+++ W++(--) N !o K- w++(---) !O !M !V !PS !PE Y+ !PGP t !5 X-- R tv-- b++ DI+++ !D G e++>+++ h---- r+++ y?

Dress: d+(-)
I range from ...: Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts.
... to ...: I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
Shape: s:: I'm the height of an average geek.; I'm as round as an average geek.
Age: a++: I'm between 50 and 59.
Computers: C+++$: You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks.
I'm making money at this.
Unix: !U: I refuse to use Unix.
Perl: P+: I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it's on my agenda.
Linux: L>++: I know what Linux is, but that's about all.
... but I'd like to be ...: I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
Emacs: E+>+++: Emacs is great! I read my mail and news with it!
... but I'd like to be ...: Emacs is my login shell!! M-x doctor is my psychologist! I use emacs to control my TV and toaster oven! All you vi people don't know what you're missing! I read alt.religion.emacs, alt.sex.emacs, and comp.os.emacs.
Web: W++(--)
I range from ...: I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.
... to ...: A pox on the Web! It wastes time and bandwidth and just gives the uneducated morons a reason to clutter the Internet.
Usenet: N: Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.
Usenet Oracle: !o: I don't consult the Usenet Oracle.
Kibo: K-: I don't know who Kibo is.
Windows: w++(---)
I range from ...: I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've written at least one DLL.
... to ...: Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.
OS/2: !O: I don't use OS/2.
Macintosh: !M: I don't use a Mac.
VMS: !V: I don't use VMS.
Politics-Social: !PS: I don't have any social views.
Politics-Economic: !PE: I don't care about economics.
Cypherpunks: Y+: I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.
PGP: !PGP: I don't use PGP.
Trek: t: It's just another TV show.
Babylon 5: !5: I don't watch Babylon 5.
X-Files: X--: If I wanted to watch this kind of stuff, I'd talk to Oliver Stone
Roleplaying: R: Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.
Television: tv--: I turn my tv on during natural disasters.
Books: b++: I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
Dilbert: DI+++: I am a Dilbert prototype
DOOM!: !D: I don't play Doom.
Geek: G
Education: e++>+++: Got a bachelors degree
... but I'd like to be ...: Got a masters degree
Housing: h----: Married with children -- Al Bundy can sympathize.
Relationships: r+++: Found someone, dated, and am now married.
Sex[m]: y?: It's none of your business what my sex life is like.