My Geek Code (v3.1) says....
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GCS/CM/H/MU/SS/TW/O d---(++) s: a+ C++++$ ULS++++$ P--- L++++$ W+++$ K--- w---(++)$ M PS++ PE-- Y++ R-- !tv b++++ DI++ G e* h++ r y++**
- Geek: GCS/CM/H/MU/SS/TW/O
- I'm a geek of computer science.
- a geek of computer management.
- a geek of humanities.
- a geek of music.
- a geek of social science.
- a geek of technical writing.
- a geek of other occupations.
- Dress: d---(++)
- I range from ...
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Punk dresser, including, but not limited to, torn jeans
and shirts, body piercings, and prominent tattoos.
- ... to ...
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I tend to wear conservative dress such as a business suit
or worse, a tie.
- Shape: s:
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I'm the height of an average geek.
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I'm as round as an average geek.
- Age: a+
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I'm between 40 and 49.
- Computers: C++++$
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I'll be the first in line to get the new cybernetic interface
installed into my skull.
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I'm making money at this.
- Unix: ULS++++$
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Linux:
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I have a unix account to do my stuff in.
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SunOS/Solaris:
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I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be
surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental"
computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your
front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.
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I'm making money at this.
- Perl: P---
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Perl combines the power of sh, the clarity of sed, and the
performance of awk with the simplicity of C. It should be
banned.
- Linux: L++++$
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I am a Linux wizard. I munch C code for breakfast and have
enough room left over for kernel debugging. I have so many
patches installed that I lost track about ten versions ago.
Linux newbies consider me a net.god.
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I'm making money at this.
- Web: W+++$
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I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my
homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm
not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my
Newton and a cellular modem.
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I'm making money at this.
- Kibo: K---
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I am currently hunting Kibo down with the intent of ripping his
still beating heart out of his chest and showing it to him as he
dies.
- Windows: w---(++)$
- I range from ...
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Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years.
Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned,
disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.
- ... to ...
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I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++
someday. I've written at least one DLL.
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I'm making money at this.
- Macintosh: M
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I use a mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.
- Politics-Social: PS++
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I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a
card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and
legal.
- Politics-Economic: PE--
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Capitalism is evil! Government should provide the
services we really need. Nobody should be rich.
- Cypherpunks: Y++
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I am on the cypherpunks mailing list and active around Usenet.
I never miss an opportunity to talk about the evils of Clipper
and ITAR and the NSA. Orwell's 1984 is more than a story, it's
a warning to ours and future generations. I'm a member of the
EFF.
- Roleplaying: R--
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Role-Players are instruments of pure evil.
- Television: !tv
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I do not own a television.
- Books: b++++
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I read a book a day. I have library cards in three states. I
have discount cards from every major bookstore. I've ordered
books from another country to get my Favorite Author Fix.
- Dilbert: DI++
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I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.
- Geek Code: G
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I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
- Education: e*
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I learned everything there is to know about life from the
"Hitchhiker's Trilogy".
- Housing: h++
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Living in a cave with 47 computers and an Internet feed, located
near a Dominoes pizza. See !d
- Relationships: r
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I date periodically.
- Sex[m]: y++**
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I've been known to make perverts look like angels.