My Geek Code (v3.1) says....
GS d- s:+ a++ C U+ P+ L++ E- W++ N o-- K- w-- O- M- V PS PE- Y PGP+ t+ 5++ X- R- tv-- b DI- D-- G e++++ h--- r+++ y+++
- Geek: GS
- I'm a geek of science.
- Dress: d-
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I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
- Shape: s:+
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I'm the height of an average geek.
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I'm a little rounder than most.
- Age: a++
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I'm between 50 and 59.
- Computers: C
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Computers are a tool, nothing more. I use it when it serves
my purpose.
- Unix: U+
- Perl: P+
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I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much
perl, but it's on my agenda.
- Linux: L++
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I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given
up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS
as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
- Emacs: E-
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Emacs is just too big and bloated for my tastes.
- Web: W++
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I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised
in my .signature.
- Usenet: N
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Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.
- Usenet Oracle: o--
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Who needs answers from a bunch of geeks anyhow?
- Kibo: K-
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I don't know who Kibo is.
- Windows: w--
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MS Windows is a joke operating system. Hell, it's not even an
operating system. NT is Not Tough enough for me either.
95 is how may times it will crash an hour.
- OS/2: O-
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Tried it, didn't like it.
- Macintosh: M-
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Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.
- VMS: V
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I've used VMS.
- Politics-Social: PS
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I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my
freedoms right now.
- Politics-Economic: PE-
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It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help
more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!
- Cypherpunks: Y
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I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue.
- PGP: PGP+
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"Finger me for my public key"
- Trek: t+
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It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good
on television any more.
- Babylon 5: 5++
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Finally a show that shows what a real future would look like.
None of this Picardian "Let's talk about it and be friends."
crap. And what's this? We finally get to see a bathroom!
Over on that Enterprise, they've been holding it for over seven
years!
- X-Files: X-
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It's ok if you like paranoia and conspiracy stories, but,
let's face it, it's crap.
- Roleplaying: R-
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Gosh, what an utter waste of time.
- Television: tv--
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I turn my tv on during natural disasters.
- Books: b
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I read the newspaper and the occasional book.
- Dilbert: DI-
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Is that the comic about the engineers?
- DOOM!: D--
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It's an overly-violent game and pure crap.
- Geek Code: G
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I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
- Education: e++++
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Managed to get my Ph.D.
- Housing: h---
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Married, (persons living romanticly with someone might as
well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)
- Relationships: r+++
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Found someone, dated, and am now married.
- Sex[m]: y+++
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I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I
want.