My Geek Code (v3.1) says....


GS d- s:+ a++ C U+ P+ L++ E- W++ N o-- K- w-- O- M- V PS PE- Y PGP+ t+ 5++ X- R- tv-- b DI- D-- G e++++ h--- r+++ y+++

Geek: GS
I'm a geek of science.
Dress: d-
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
Shape: s:+
I'm the height of an average geek.
I'm a little rounder than most.
Age: a++
I'm between 50 and 59.
Computers: C
Computers are a tool, nothing more. I use it when it serves my purpose.
Unix: U+
Perl: P+
I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it's on my agenda.
Linux: L++
I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
Emacs: E-
Emacs is just too big and bloated for my tastes.
Web: W++
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.
Usenet: N
Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.
Usenet Oracle: o--
Who needs answers from a bunch of geeks anyhow?
Kibo: K-
I don't know who Kibo is.
Windows: w--
MS Windows is a joke operating system. Hell, it's not even an operating system. NT is Not Tough enough for me either. 95 is how may times it will crash an hour.
OS/2: O-
Tried it, didn't like it.
Macintosh: M-
Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.
VMS: V
I've used VMS.
Politics-Social: PS
I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my freedoms right now.
Politics-Economic: PE-
It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!
Cypherpunks: Y
I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue.
PGP: PGP+
"Finger me for my public key"
Trek: t+
It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.
Babylon 5: 5++
Finally a show that shows what a real future would look like. None of this Picardian "Let's talk about it and be friends." crap. And what's this? We finally get to see a bathroom! Over on that Enterprise, they've been holding it for over seven years!
X-Files: X-
It's ok if you like paranoia and conspiracy stories, but, let's face it, it's crap.
Roleplaying: R-
Gosh, what an utter waste of time.
Television: tv--
I turn my tv on during natural disasters.
Books: b
I read the newspaper and the occasional book.
Dilbert: DI-
Is that the comic about the engineers?
DOOM!: D--
It's an overly-violent game and pure crap.
Geek Code: G
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
Education: e++++
Managed to get my Ph.D.
Housing: h---
Married, (persons living romanticly with someone might as well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)
Relationships: r+++
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
Sex[m]: y+++
I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.