My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

Geek: GO/TW

I'm a geek of other occupations.

   a geek of technical writing.

Dress: d--(++)

    I range from ...

My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them.

    ... to ...

I tend to wear conservative dress such as a business suit or worse, a tie.

Shape: s+:

I'm a little taller than most.

I'm as round as an average geek.

Age: a

I'm between 30 and 39.

Computers: C++$

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

    I'm making money at this.

Unix: UB

BSD:

I have a unix account to do my stuff in.

Perl: P+

I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it's on my agenda.

Linux: L+

I've managed to get Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS.

Emacs: E-

Emacs is just too big and bloated for my tastes.

Web: W++

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

Usenet: N++

I read all the news in a select handful of groups.

Usenet Oracle: o

I've submitted a question, but it has never been incarnated.

Kibo: K+

I like Kibo.

Windows: w---

Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.

OS/2: O++$

I use OS/2 for all my computing needs. I use some DOS and Windows programs, but run them under OS/2. If the program won't run under OS/2, then obviously I don't need it.

    I'm making money at this.

Macintosh: M

I use a mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.

VMS: V

I've used VMS.

Politics-Social: PS++@

_unknown social politics code ++@_

Politics-Economic: PE

Distrust both government and business.

Cypherpunks: Y+

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

PGP: PGP+

"Finger me for my public key"

Trek: t+

It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.

Babylon 5: 5?

What's Babylon 5?

X-Files: X

Ho hum. Just another Fox show.

Roleplaying: R

Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.

Television: tv+

I watch some tv every day.

Books: b+++

I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.

Dilbert: DI++++

I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling Class).

DOOM!: D++

I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too.

Geek Code: G++

I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.

Education: e-@

_Unknown education code -@_

Housing: h---

Married, (persons living romanticly with someone might as well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)

Relationships: r+++

Found someone, dated, and am now married.

Sex[m]: y+++

I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.