My Geek Code (v3.1) says....
GO/TW d--(++) s+: a C++$ UB P+ L+ E- W++ N++ o K+ w--- O++$ M V PS++@ PE Y+ PGP+ t+ 5? X R tv+ b+++ DI++++ D++ G++ e-@ h--- r+++ y+++
- Geek: GO/TW
- I'm a geek of other occupations.
- a geek of technical writing.
- Dress: d--(++)
- I range from ...
My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political
message on them.
- ... to ...
I tend to wear conservative dress such as a business suit
or worse, a tie.
- Shape: s+:
I'm a little taller than most.
I'm as round as an average geek.
- Age: a
I'm between 30 and 39.
- Computers: C++$
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the
morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or
mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic
I'm making money at this.
- Unix: UB
I have a unix account to do my stuff in.
- Perl: P+
I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much
perl, but it's on my agenda.
- Linux: L+
I've managed to get Linux installed and even used it a few
times. It seems like it is just another OS.
- Emacs: E-
Emacs is just too big and bloated for my tastes.
- Web: W++
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised
in my .signature.
- Usenet: N++
I read all the news in a select handful of groups.
- Usenet Oracle: o
I've submitted a question, but it has never been incarnated.
- Kibo: K+
I like Kibo.
- Windows: w---
Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years.
Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned,
disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.
- OS/2: O++$
I use OS/2 for all my computing needs. I use some DOS
and Windows programs, but run them under OS/2. If the
program won't run under OS/2, then obviously I don't need
I'm making money at this.
- Macintosh: M
I use a mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.
- VMS: V
I've used VMS.
- Politics-Social: PS++@
_unknown social politics code ++@_
- Politics-Economic: PE
Distrust both government and business.
- Cypherpunks: Y+
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality
I am not really all that active or vocal.
- PGP: PGP+
"Finger me for my public key"
- Trek: t+
It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good
on television any more.
- Babylon 5: 5?
What's Babylon 5?
- X-Files: X
Ho hum. Just another Fox show.
- Roleplaying: R
Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday
- Television: tv+
I watch some tv every day.
- Books: b+++
I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
- Dilbert: DI++++
I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC
(Dogbert's New Ruling Class).
- DOOM!: D++
I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and
I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download
PWAD files and play them too.
- Geek Code: G++
I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look
up the specifics.
- Education: e-@
_Unknown education code -@_
- Housing: h---
Married, (persons living romanticly with someone might as
well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)
- Relationships: r+++
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
- Sex[m]: y+++
I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I