My Geek Code (v3.0) says....

GM/S/O d-(!)$ s:-(*) a43 C++(+++) L++ W++ w+ PS+(++) PE+ Y+ PGP- t X++(+++) R+() tv-- b+(+++) DI-- G e++ h--- r+++ x+ x+++

Geek: GM/S/O
I'm a geek of math.
   a geek of science.
   a geek of other occupations.
Dress: d-(!)$
    I range from ...
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
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No clothing. Quite a fashion statement, don't you think?
    I'm making money at this.
Shape: s:-(*)
I'm the height of an average geek.
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Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.
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_Unknown roundness code *_
Age: a43
I am 43 years of age.
Computers: C++(+++)
    I range from ...
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
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You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks.
Linux: L++
I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
Web: W++
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.
Windows: w+
I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire.
Politics-Social: PS+(++)
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My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.
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I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.
Politics-Economic: PE+
Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment.
Cypherpunks: Y+
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.
I don't have anything to hide.
Trek: t
It's just another TV show.
X-Files: X++(+++)
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This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd taped everything from the start at SP, because I'm wearing out my EP tapes. I'll periodically debate online. I've Converted at least 5 people. I've gotten a YAXA..
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I am Chris Carter
Roleplaying: R+()
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I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself.
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Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.
Television: tv--
I turn my tv on during natural disasters.
Books: b+(+++)
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I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.
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I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
Dilbert: DI--
Don't read it, but I think the dog is kinda cute.
Geek Code: G
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
Education: e++
Got a bachelors degree
Housing: h---
Married, (persons living romanticly with someone might as well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)
Relationships: r+++
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
Sex[f]: x+
I've had real, live sex.
Sex[f]: x+++
I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.