My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

Geek: GL

I'm a geek of literature.

Dress: d-(++)

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I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

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I tend to wear conservative dress such as a business suit or worse, a tie.

Shape: s+:+

I'm a little taller than most.

I'm a little rounder than most.

Age: a--

I'm between 20 and 24.

Computers: C+(++)

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Computers are fun and I enjoy using them. I play a mean game of DOOM! and can use a word processor without resorting to the manual too often. I know that a 3.5" disk is not a hard disk. I also know that when it says 'press any key to continue', I don't have to look for a key labeled 'ANY'.

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Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

Unix: !U

I refuse to use Unix.

Perl: P?

What's Pearl?

Linux: L?

What's Linux?

Emacs: !E

I don't use Emacs.

Web: W++

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

Usenet: !N

I don't use Usenet.

Usenet Oracle: !o

I don't consult the Usenet Oracle.

Kibo: K--?

_Unknown kibo code --?_

Windows: w---

Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.

OS/2: O+++

I live, eat and breathe OS/2. All of my hard drives are HPFS. I am the Anti-Gates.

Macintosh: M+

A mac has it's uses and I use it quite often.

VMS: !V

I don't use VMS.

Politics-Social: !PS

I don't have any social views.

Politics-Economic: PE@

    Varying wildly on this topic.

Cypherpunks: !Y

I am not a cypherpunk.

PGP: !PGP

I don't use PGP.

Trek: !t

I don't watch Star Trek.

Babylon 5: !5

I don't watch Babylon 5.

X-Files: X++

This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd taped everything from the start at SP, because I'm wearing out my EP tapes. I'll periodically debate online. I've Converted at least 5 people. I've gotten a YAXA..

Roleplaying: R

Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.

Television: tv+(++)

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I watch some tv every day.

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I just leave the tv on, to make sure I don't miss anything.

Books: b++

I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.

Dilbert: DI+

I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it

DOOM!: !D

I don't play Doom.

Geek Code: G

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

Education: e

Finished High School

Housing: h

Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.

Relationships: r

I date periodically.

Sex[m]: y+

I've had real, live sex.