My Geek Code (v3.1) says....
GIT d- s+: a+ C++ UL++++ P+>++ L++$ E--- W+++$ N++ o+ K- w O M-@ V- PS PE+ Y- PGP->+ t++ 5 X++ R+ tv+@ b- DI-- D+ G e+>+++@ h++ r++ y++
- Geek: GIT
- I'm a geek of information technology.
- Dress: d-
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I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
- Shape: s+:
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I'm a little taller than most.
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I'm as round as an average geek.
- Age: a+
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I'm between 40 and 49.
- Computers: C++
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Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the
morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or
mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic
probation.
- Unix: UL++++
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Linux:
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I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be
surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental"
computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your
front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.
- Perl: P+>++
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I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much
perl, but it's on my agenda.
- ... but I'd like to be ...
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Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell
scripts anymore because I write them in Perl.
- Linux: L++$
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I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given
up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS
as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
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I'm making money at this.
- Emacs: E---
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Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!
- Web: W+++$
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I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my
homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm
not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my
Newton and a cellular modem.
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I'm making money at this.
- Usenet: N++
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I read all the news in a select handful of groups.
- Usenet Oracle: o+
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I have been incarnated at least once.
- Kibo: K-
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I don't know who Kibo is.
- Windows: w
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Ok, so I use MS Windows. I don't have to like it.
- OS/2: O
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I finally managed to get OS/2 installed but wasn't too
terribly impressed.
- Macintosh: M-@
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_Unknown macintosh code -@_
- VMS: V-
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Unix is much better than VMS for my computing needs.
- Politics-Social: PS
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I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my
freedoms right now.
- Politics-Economic: PE+
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Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment.
- Cypherpunks: Y-
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It seems to me that all of these concerns are a little extreme.
I mean, the government must be able to protect itself from
criminals and the populace from indecent speech.
- PGP: PGP->+
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I don't have anything to hide.
- ... but I'd like to be ...
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"Finger me for my public key"
- Trek: t++
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It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies
on tape and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few
of the model kits too. But you'll never catch me at one of those
conventions. Those people are kooks.
- Babylon 5: 5
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I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
- X-Files: X++
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This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd
taped everything from the start at SP, because I'm wearing
out my EP tapes. I'll periodically debate online. I've
Converted at least 5 people. I've gotten a YAXA..
- Roleplaying: R+
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I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know
better than I know myself.
- Television: tv+@
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_Unknown television code +@_
- Books: b-
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I read when there is no other way to get the information.
- Dilbert: DI--
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Don't read it, but I think the dog is kinda cute.
- DOOM!: D+
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It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy
afternoon.
- Geek Code: G
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I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
- Education: e+>+++@
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Got an associates degree
- ... but I'd like to be ...
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_Unknown education code +++@_
- Housing: h++
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Living in a cave with 47 computers and an Internet feed, located
near a Dominoes pizza. See !d
- Relationships: r++
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I've dated my current SO for a long time.
- Sex[m]: y++
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I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that
might have come from though.