My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

Geek: GFA/H/L

I'm a geek of fine arts.

   a geek of humanities.

   a geek of literature.

Dress: d--

My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them.

Shape: s:+

I'm the height of an average geek.

I'm a little rounder than most.

Age: a-

I'm between 25 and 29.

Computers: C+++

You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks.

Unix: !U

I refuse to use Unix.

Perl: P?

What's Pearl?

Linux: L?

What's Linux?

Emacs: !E

I don't use Emacs.

Web: W++

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

Usenet: !N

I don't use Usenet.

Usenet Oracle: o

I've submitted a question, but it has never been incarnated.

Kibo: K?

What's Kibo?

Windows: w++++

I have Windows, Windows 95, Windows NT, and Windows NT Advanced Server all running on my SMP RISC machine. I haven't seen daylight in six months.

OS/2: !O

I don't use OS/2.

Macintosh: !M

I don't use a Mac.

VMS: !V

I don't use VMS.

Politics-Social: PS++

I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.

Politics-Economic: PE-

It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!

Cypherpunks: Y+

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

PGP: !PGP

I don't use PGP.

Trek: t

It's just another TV show.

Babylon 5: 5+

Babylon 5 certainly presents a fresh perspective in the Sci-Fi universe. I watch it weekly.

X-Files: !X

I don't watch X-Files.

Roleplaying: R+

I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself.

Television: tv+

I watch some tv every day.

Books: b++++$

I read a book a day. I have library cards in three states. I have discount cards from every major bookstore. I've ordered books from another country to get my Favorite Author Fix.

    I'm making money at this.

Dilbert: DI+

I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it

DOOM!: D---

To hell with Doom, I miss Zork.

Geek Code: G

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

Education: e++

Got a bachelors degree

Housing: h---

Married, (persons living romanticly with someone might as well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)

Relationships: r++

I've dated my current SO for a long time.

Sex[f]: x+++

I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.