My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

Geek: GCS

I'm a geek of computer science.

Dress: d-(---)

    I range from ...

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

    ... to ...

Punk dresser, including, but not limited to, torn jeans and shirts, body piercings, and prominent tattoos.

Shape: s:+

I'm the height of an average geek.

I'm a little rounder than most.

Age: a32

I am 32 years of age.

Computers: C++++$

I'll be the first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull.

    I'm making money at this.

Unix: UBL++++$

BSD:

I have a unix account to do my stuff in.

Linux:

I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.

    I'm making money at this.

Perl: P--

Perl users are sick, twisted programmers who are just showing off.

Linux: L++$

I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.

    I'm making money at this.

Emacs: E-

Emacs is just too big and bloated for my tastes.

Web: W+++$

I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.

    I'm making money at this.

Usenet: N+

I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.

Usenet Oracle: o--

Who needs answers from a bunch of geeks anyhow?

Kibo: K

I know who Kibo is.

Windows: w---

Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.

OS/2: !O

I don't use OS/2.

Macintosh: M++

I am a mac guru. Anything those DOS putzes and Unix nerds can do, I can do better, and if not, I'll write the damn software to do it.

VMS: !V

I don't use VMS.

Politics-Social: PS+++

Legalize drugs! Abolish the government. "Fuck the draft!"

Politics-Economic: PE--

Capitalism is evil! Government should provide the services we really need. Nobody should be rich.

Cypherpunks: Y+

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

PGP: PGP+

"Finger me for my public key"

Trek: t+

It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.

Babylon 5: 5

I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.

X-Files: X

Ho hum. Just another Fox show.

Roleplaying: R+

I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself.

Television: tv+

I watch some tv every day.

Books: b++

I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.

Dilbert: DI!

I don't read Dilbert.

DOOM!: D+

It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.

Geek Code: G--

Not only a waste of time, but it obviously shows that this Hayden guy needs a life.

Education: e++

Got a bachelors degree

Housing: h

Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.

Relationships: r

I date periodically.

Sex[f]: x?

It's none of your business what my sex life is like.