My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

GCS d+(?) s:+ a(?) C++++ US++$}++++ P+++$}++++ L+}++ E--- W+++(-) N+++ o++ K+++ w--- O- M+ V-- PS+ PE+ Y+ PGP t(---) 5++ X R tv+ b++}++++ DI++++ D- G++ e++}* h---- r+++ y++++

Geek: GCS
I'm a geek of computer science.
Dress: d+(?)
    I range from ...
Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts.
    ... to ...
I have no idea what I am wearing right now, let alone what I wore yesterday.
Shape: s:+
I'm the height of an average geek.
I'm a little rounder than most.
Age: a(?)
    I range from ...
I'm between 30 and 39.
    ... to ...
I'm immortal.
Computers: C++++
I'll be the first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull.
Unix: US++$}++++
_Unknown unix code ++$}++++_
Perl: P+++$}++++
_Unknown perl code +++$}++++_
Linux: L+}++
_Unknown linux code +}++_
Emacs: E---
Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!
Web: W+++(-)
    I range from ...
I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.
    ... to ...
The web is really a pain. Life was so much easier when you could transfer information by simple ASCII. Now everyone won't even consider your ideas unless you spif them up with bandwidth-consuming pictures and pointless information links.
Usenet: N+++
I read so many news groups that the next batch of news comes in before I finish reading the last batch, and I have to read for about 2 hours straight before I'm caught up on the morning news. Then there's the afternoon...
Usenet Oracle: o++
I have made the Best Of Oracularities.
Kibo: K+++
I've gotten mail from Kibo.
Windows: w---
Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.
OS/2: O-
Tried it, didn't like it.
Macintosh: M+
A mac has it's uses and I use it quite often.
VMS: V--
I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than suffer the agony of working with VMS. It's reminiscent of a dead and decaying pile of moose droppings. Unix rules the universe.
Politics-Social: PS+
My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.
Politics-Economic: PE+
Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment.
Cypherpunks: Y+
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.
I've used it, but stopped long ago.
Trek: t(---)
    I range from ...
It's just another TV show.
    ... to ...
Star Trek SUCKS! It is the worst crap I have ever seen! Hey, all you trekkies out there, GET A LIFE! (William Shatner is a t---)
Babylon 5: 5++
Finally a show that shows what a real future would look like. None of this Picardian "Let's talk about it and be friends." crap. And what's this? We finally get to see a bathroom! Over on that Enterprise, they've been holding it for over seven years!
X-Files: X
Ho hum. Just another Fox show.
Roleplaying: R
Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.
Television: tv+
I watch some tv every day.
Books: b++}++++
_Unknown books code ++}++++_
Dilbert: DI++++
I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling Class).
I've played the game and really didn't think it was all that impressive.
Geek Code: G++
I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.
Education: e++}*
I learned everything there is to know about life from the "Hitchhiker's Trilogy".
Housing: h----
Married with children -- Al Bundy can sympathize.
Relationships: r+++
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
Sex[m]: y++++
I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there. Besides, with kids around, who has time for sex?