My Geek Code (v3.1) says....


GCS/M d- s+:(+)}- a- C++(++++)$ UL++++S++$ P-(--)}--- L+++$}++++ E+(++)$ W+++$}- N+ !o !K w(---) !O !M V-- PS+ PE Y+}++ PGP t+(++) !5 X++ !R tv(+) b}++ DI++++ !D G(++) e+++}++++ h---}---- r+++ y+++

Geek: GCS/M
I'm a geek of computer science.
   a geek of math.
Dress: d-
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
Shape: s+:(+)}-
I'm a little taller than most.
    I range from ...
I'm as round as an average geek.
    ... to ...
_Unknown roundness code +}-_
Age: a-
I'm between 25 and 29.
Computers: C++(++++)$
    I range from ...
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
    ... to ...
I'll be the first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull.
    I'm making money at this.
Unix: UL++++S++$
Linux:
I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.
SunOS/Solaris:
I've got the entire admin ticked off at me because I am always using all of the CPU time and trying to run programs that I don't have access to. I'm going to try cracking /etc/passwd next week, just don't tell anyone.
    I'm making money at this.
Perl: P-(--)}---
    I range from ...
What's Perl got that awk and sed don't have?
    ... to ...
_Unknown perl code --}---_
Linux: L+++$}++++
_Unknown linux code +++$}++++_
Emacs: E+(++)$
    I range from ...
Emacs is great! I read my mail and news with it!
    ... to ...
I know and use elisp regularly!
    I'm making money at this.
Web: W+++$}-
_Unknown web code +++$}-_
Usenet: N+
I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.
Usenet Oracle: !o
I don't consult the Usenet Oracle.
Kibo: !K
I intentionally avoid Kibo.
Windows: w(---)
    I range from ...
Ok, so I use MS Windows. I don't have to like it.
    ... to ...
Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.
OS/2: !O
I don't use OS/2.
Macintosh: !M
I don't use a Mac.
VMS: V--
I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than suffer the agony of working with VMS. It's reminiscent of a dead and decaying pile of moose droppings. Unix rules the universe.
Politics-Social: PS+
My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.
Politics-Economic: PE
Distrust both government and business.
Cypherpunks: Y+}++
_Unknown cypherpunk code +}++_
PGP: PGP
I've used it, but stopped long ago.
Trek: t+(++)
    I range from ...
It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.
    ... to ...
It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies on tape and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few of the model kits too. But you'll never catch me at one of those conventions. Those people are kooks.
Babylon 5: !5
I don't watch Babylon 5.
X-Files: X++
This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd taped everything from the start at SP, because I'm wearing out my EP tapes. I'll periodically debate online. I've Converted at least 5 people. I've gotten a YAXA..
Roleplaying: !R
I don't role-play.
Television: tv(+)
    I range from ...
I watch only the shows that are actually worth while, such as those found on PBS.
    ... to ...
I watch some tv every day.
Books: b}++
_Unknown books code }++_
Dilbert: DI++++
I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling Class).
DOOM!: !D
I don't play Doom.
Geek Code: G(++)
    I range from ...
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
    ... to ...
I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.
Education: e+++}++++
_Unknown education code +++}++++_
Housing: h---}----
_Unknown housing code ---}----_
Relationships: r+++
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
Sex[m]: y+++
I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.