My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

Geek: GCS/M/MU/L/H

I'm a geek of computer science.

   a geek of math.

   a geek of music.

   a geek of literature.

   a geek of humanities.

Dress: dpu

I wear the same clothes all the time, no matter the occasion, often forgetting to do laundry between wearings.

Shape: s:-

I'm the height of an average geek.

Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.

Age: a++

I'm between 50 and 59.

Computers: C(++)

    I range from ...

Computers are a tool, nothing more. I use it when it serves my purpose.

    ... to ...

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

Unix: UL++++$

Linux:

I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.

    I'm making money at this.

Perl: P-(+++)

    I range from ...

What's Perl got that awk and sed don't have?

    ... to ...

Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl for all programs of less than a thousand lines.

Linux: L++++

I am a Linux wizard. I munch C code for breakfast and have enough room left over for kernel debugging. I have so many patches installed that I lost track about ten versions ago. Linux newbies consider me a net.god.

Emacs: E+++

Emacs is my login shell!! M-x doctor is my psychologist! I use emacs to control my TV and toaster oven! All you vi people don't know what you're missing! I read alt.religion.emacs, alt.sex.emacs, and comp.os.emacs.

Web: W-

The web is really a pain. Life was so much easier when you could transfer information by simple ASCII. Now everyone won't even consider your ideas unless you spif them up with bandwidth-consuming pictures and pointless information links.

Usenet: N-

News is a waste of my time and I avoid it completely.

Usenet Oracle: o?

What's the Usenet Oracle?

Windows: w---

Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.

OS/2: O-

Tried it, didn't like it.

Macintosh: M-

Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.

VMS: V-

Unix is much better than VMS for my computing needs.

Politics-Social: PS+++

Legalize drugs! Abolish the government. "Fuck the draft!"

Politics-Economic: PE

Distrust both government and business.

Cypherpunks: Y+

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

PGP: PGP++

I have the most recent version and use it regularly

Trek: t?

What's Star Trek?

Babylon 5: 5?

What's Babylon 5?

X-Files: X-

It's ok if you like paranoia and conspiracy stories, but, let's face it, it's crap.

Roleplaying: R-

Gosh, what an utter waste of time.

Television: !tv

I do not own a television.

Books: b++++

I read a book a day. I have library cards in three states. I have discount cards from every major bookstore. I've ordered books from another country to get my Favorite Author Fix.

DOOM!: D

I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.

Geek Code: G++

I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.

Education: e+++

Got a masters degree

Housing: h++

Living in a cave with 47 computers and an Internet feed, located near a Dominoes pizza. See !d

Relationships: r+++

Found someone, dated, and am now married.

Sex[m]: y?

It's none of your business what my sex life is like.