My Geek Code (v2.1) says....


GCS/E/MU/S/T C++$ au+(+++)$ t++ US++++ N++ W---(++) e- E--- po G'' !tv b+++ s++/ n--- h---- f+ g+ w++ r+++ y**

Geek: GCS/E/MU/S/T
I'm a geek of computer science.
   a geek of engineering.
   a geek of music.
   a geek of science.
   a geek of theater.
Computers: C++$
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
    I'm making money at this.
Automobile: au+(+++)$
    I range from ...
I have a sporty-looking car which would be a babe-mobile if I wasn't such a geek.
    ... to ...
I own four different colored Mercedes.
    I'm making money at this.
Trek: t++
It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies on tape and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few of the model kits too. But you'll never catch me at one of those conventions. Those people are kooks.
Unix: US++++
SunOS/Solaris:
I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn.
Usenet: N++
I read all the news in a select handful of groups.
Windows: W---(++)
    I range from ...
Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.
    ... to ...
I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've written at least one DLL.
Education: e-
Got my bachelors, escaped alive, and am making hoards of money writing unmaintainable (except by me) software.
Emacs: E---
Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!
Politics: po
Politics? I've heard of that somewhere but in all honesty I really don't give a shit.
Magic: G''
I make fun of my Magic-playing friends. Magic's a scam.
Television: !tv
I do not own a television.
Books: b+++
I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
Shape: s++/
I'm a basketball candidate.
I'm as round as an average geek.
Nutrition: n---
I eat meat -- seen Jurassic Park?
Housing: h----
Married with children -- Al Bundy can sympathize.
Friends: f+
I have quite a few really close firends. We get along great. They are all other geeks, though.
Glasses: g+
I've got four eyes, what's your point!
Weirdness: w++
I am so weird, I make Al Yankovic look sane.
Relationships: r+++
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
Sex[m]: y**
I've been known to make perverts look like angels.