My Geek Code (v2.1) says....
GCS/E/MU/S/T C++$ au+(+++)$ t++ US++++ N++ W---(++) e- E--- po G'' !tv b+++ s++/ n--- h---- f+ g+ w++ r+++ y**
- Geek: GCS/E/MU/S/T
- I'm a geek of computer science.
- a geek of engineering.
- a geek of music.
- a geek of science.
- a geek of theater.
- Computers: C++$
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Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the
morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I mud on
weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
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I'm making money at this.
- Automobile: au+(+++)$
- I range from ...
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I have a sporty-looking car which would be a babe-mobile
if I wasn't such a geek.
- ... to ...
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I own four different colored Mercedes.
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I'm making money at this.
- Trek: t++
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It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies
on tape and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few
of the model kits too. But you'll never catch me at one of those
conventions. Those people are kooks.
- Unix: US++++
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SunOS/Solaris:
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I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be
surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental"
computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your
front lawn.
- Usenet: N++
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I read all the news in a select handful of groups.
- Windows: W---(++)
- I range from ...
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Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years.
Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned,
disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.
- ... to ...
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I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++
someday. I've written at least one DLL.
- Education: e-
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Got my bachelors, escaped alive, and am making hoards of
money writing unmaintainable (except by me) software.
- Emacs: E---
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Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!
- Politics: po
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Politics? I've heard of that somewhere but in all honesty
I really don't give a shit.
- Magic: G''
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I make fun of my Magic-playing friends. Magic's a scam.
- Television: !tv
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I do not own a television.
- Books: b+++
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I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
- Shape: s++/
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I'm a basketball candidate.
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I'm as round as an average geek.
- Nutrition: n---
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I eat meat -- seen Jurassic Park?
- Housing: h----
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Married with children -- Al Bundy can sympathize.
- Friends: f+
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I have quite a few really close firends. We get along great.
They are all other geeks, though.
- Glasses: g+
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I've got four eyes, what's your point!
- Weirdness: w++
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I am so weird, I make Al Yankovic look sane.
- Relationships: r+++
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Found someone, dated, and am now married.
- Sex[m]: y**
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I've been known to make perverts look like angels.