My Geek Code (v3.1) says....


GCS/CC/IT/MU}E/M/AT d++(-) s+:+ a33 C++(++++)$ UBL++++AX++++$ P++}++++ L++ E W++ N o+ !K w++(---)$@ O++$ M}++ !V PS+@ PE@ Y+@ PGP++ t+ 5 !X !R tv-- b++(+)}++++ DI++++ !D G++ e++}+++++(*) h---- r+++ y++++

Geek: GCS/CC/IT/MU}E/M/AT
I'm a geek of computer science.
   a geek of communications.
   a geek of information technology.
   a geek of _unknown classification MU}E_.
   a geek of math.
   a geek of all trades.
Dress: d++(-)
    I range from ...
I tend to wear conservative dress such as a business suit or worse, a tie.
    ... to ...
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
Shape: s+:+
I'm a little taller than most.
I'm a little rounder than most.
Age: a33
I am 33 years of age.
Computers: C++(++++)$
    I range from ...
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
    ... to ...
I'll be the first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull.
    I'm making money at this.
Unix: UBL++++AX++++$
BSD:
I have a unix account to do my stuff in.
Linux:
I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.
AIX:
I have a unix account to do my stuff in.
NeXT:
I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.
    I'm making money at this.
Perl: P++}++++
_Unknown perl code ++}++++_
Linux: L++
I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
Emacs: E
Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as my regular editor.
Web: W++
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.
Usenet: N
Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.
Usenet Oracle: o+
I have been incarnated at least once.
Kibo: !K
I intentionally avoid Kibo.
Windows: w++(---)$@
    I range from ...
I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've written at least one DLL.
    ... to ...
_Unknown windows code ---$@_
OS/2: O++$
I use OS/2 for all my computing needs. I use some DOS and Windows programs, but run them under OS/2. If the program won't run under OS/2, then obviously I don't need it.
    I'm making money at this.
Macintosh: M}++
_Unknown macintosh code }++_
VMS: !V
I don't use VMS.
Politics-Social: PS+@
_unknown social politics code +@_
Politics-Economic: PE@
    Varying wildly on this topic.
Cypherpunks: Y+@
_Unknown cypherpunk code +@_
PGP: PGP++
I have the most recent version and use it regularly
Trek: t+
It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.
Babylon 5: 5
I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
X-Files: !X
I don't watch X-Files.
Roleplaying: !R
I don't role-play.
Television: tv--
I turn my tv on during natural disasters.
Books: b++(+)}++++
    I range from ...
I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
    ... to ...
_Unknown books code +}++++_
Dilbert: DI++++
I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling Class).
DOOM!: !D
I don't play Doom.
Geek Code: G++
I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.
Education: e++}+++++(*)
    I range from ...
_Unknown education code ++}+++++_
    ... to ...
I learned everything there is to know about life from the "Hitchhiker's Trilogy".
Housing: h----
Married with children -- Al Bundy can sympathize.
Relationships: r+++
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
Sex[m]: y++++
I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there. Besides, with kids around, who has time for sex?