My Geek Code (v3.0) says....

Geek: GCC/CM

I'm a geek of communications.

   a geek of computer management.

Dress: d-

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

Shape: s+:+

I'm a little taller than most.

I'm a little rounder than most.

Age: a-

I'm between 25 and 29.

Computers: C++

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

Unix: UL++++

Linux:

I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.

Perl: P+

I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it's on my agenda.

Linux: L+(++)

    I range from ...

I've managed to get Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS.

    ... to ...

I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.

Emacs: E----

Emacs sucks! pico forever!!!

Web: W+++(-)

    I range from ...

I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.

    ... to ...

The web is really a pain. Life was so much easier when you could transfer information by simple ASCII. Now everyone won't even consider your ideas unless you spif them up with bandwidth-consuming pictures and pointless information links.

Usenet: N++

I read all the news in a select handful of groups.

Windows: w++(---)

    I range from ...

I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've written at least one DLL.

    ... to ...

Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.

OS/2: O

I finally managed to get OS/2 installed but wasn't too terribly impressed.

Macintosh: !M

I don't use a Mac.

Politics-Social: PS

I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my freedoms right now.

Politics-Economic: PE+

Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment.

Cypherpunks: Y+

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

PGP: PGP?

What's PGP?

Trek: t+

It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.

Television: tv++

I just leave the tv on, to make sure I don't miss anything.

Books: b+

I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.

Dilbert: DI+++(++)

    I range from ...

I am a Dilbert prototype

    ... to ...

I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.

DOOM!: D+

It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.

Geek Code: G

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

Housing: h

Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.

Sex[m]: y+

I've had real, live sex.