My Geek Code (v3.1) says....
GB/CS/IT/M/S/SS d++$ s+:- a--- C@ UL++++ P L+++ E W+++$ N !o K- w !O M++ !V PS PE Y+ PGP+ !t !5 !X R tv- b++ DI+ !D G+ e h !r y
- Geek: GB/CS/IT/M/S/SS
- I'm a geek of business.
- a geek of computer science.
- a geek of information technology.
- a geek of math.
- a geek of science.
- a geek of social science.
- Dress: d++$
I tend to wear conservative dress such as a business suit
or worse, a tie.
I'm making money at this.
- Shape: s+:-
I'm a little taller than most.
Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.
- Age: a---
I'm between 15 and 19.
- Computers: C@
Varying wildly on this topic.
- Unix: UL++++
I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be
surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental"
computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your
front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.
- Perl: P
I know Perl exists, but that's all.
- Linux: L+++
I use Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor
comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions some times.
- Emacs: E
Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as my regular editor.
- Web: W+++$
I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my
homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm
not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my
Newton and a cellular modem.
I'm making money at this.
- Usenet: N
Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.
- Usenet Oracle: !o
I don't consult the Usenet Oracle.
- Kibo: K-
I don't know who Kibo is.
- Windows: w
Ok, so I use MS Windows. I don't have to like it.
- OS/2: !O
I don't use OS/2.
- Macintosh: M++
I am a mac guru. Anything those DOS putzes and Unix nerds can
do, I can do better, and if not, I'll write the damn software
to do it.
- VMS: !V
I don't use VMS.
- Politics-Social: PS
I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my
freedoms right now.
- Politics-Economic: PE
Distrust both government and business.
- Cypherpunks: Y+
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality
I am not really all that active or vocal.
- PGP: PGP+
"Finger me for my public key"
- Trek: !t
I don't watch Star Trek.
- Babylon 5: !5
I don't watch Babylon 5.
- X-Files: !X
I don't watch X-Files.
- Roleplaying: R
Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday
- Television: tv-
I watch tv for the news and 'special programming'.
- Books: b++
I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
- Dilbert: DI+
I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it
- DOOM!: !D
I don't play Doom.
- Geek Code: G+
I was once G++ (or higher), but the new versions are
getting too long and too complicated.
- Education: e
Finished High School
- Housing: h
Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk
about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.
- Relationships: !r
I've never had a relationship.
- Sex[m]: y
I've had sex. Oh! You mean with someone else? Then no.