My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

Geek: GB/CS/IT/M/S/SS

I'm a geek of business.

   a geek of computer science.

   a geek of information technology.

   a geek of math.

   a geek of science.

   a geek of social science.

Dress: d++$

I tend to wear conservative dress such as a business suit or worse, a tie.

    I'm making money at this.

Shape: s+:-

I'm a little taller than most.

Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.

Age: a---

I'm between 15 and 19.

Computers: C@

    Varying wildly on this topic.

Unix: UL++++

Linux:

I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.

Perl: P

I know Perl exists, but that's all.

Linux: L+++

I use Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions some times.

Emacs: E

Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as my regular editor.

Web: W+++$

I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.

    I'm making money at this.

Usenet: N

Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.

Usenet Oracle: !o

I don't consult the Usenet Oracle.

Kibo: K-

I don't know who Kibo is.

Windows: w

Ok, so I use MS Windows. I don't have to like it.

OS/2: !O

I don't use OS/2.

Macintosh: M++

I am a mac guru. Anything those DOS putzes and Unix nerds can do, I can do better, and if not, I'll write the damn software to do it.

VMS: !V

I don't use VMS.

Politics-Social: PS

I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my freedoms right now.

Politics-Economic: PE

Distrust both government and business.

Cypherpunks: Y+

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

PGP: PGP+

"Finger me for my public key"

Trek: !t

I don't watch Star Trek.

Babylon 5: !5

I don't watch Babylon 5.

X-Files: !X

I don't watch X-Files.

Roleplaying: R

Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.

Television: tv-

I watch tv for the news and 'special programming'.

Books: b++

I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.

Dilbert: DI+

I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it

DOOM!: !D

I don't play Doom.

Geek Code: G+

I was once G++ (or higher), but the new versions are getting too long and too complicated.

Education: e

Finished High School

Housing: h

Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.

Relationships: !r

I've never had a relationship.

Sex[m]: y

I've had sex. Oh! You mean with someone else? Then no.