My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

GB/CS/IT/M/S/SS d++$ s+:- a--- C@ UL++++ P L+++ E W+++$ N !o K- w !O M++ !V PS PE Y+ PGP+ !t !5 !X R tv- b++ DI+ !D G+ e h !r y

I'm a geek of business.
   a geek of computer science.
   a geek of information technology.
   a geek of math.
   a geek of science.
   a geek of social science.
Dress: d++$
I tend to wear conservative dress such as a business suit or worse, a tie.
    I'm making money at this.
Shape: s+:-
I'm a little taller than most.
Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.
Age: a---
I'm between 15 and 19.
Computers: C@
    Varying wildly on this topic.
Unix: UL++++
I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.
Perl: P
I know Perl exists, but that's all.
Linux: L+++
I use Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions some times.
Emacs: E
Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as my regular editor.
Web: W+++$
I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.
    I'm making money at this.
Usenet: N
Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.
Usenet Oracle: !o
I don't consult the Usenet Oracle.
Kibo: K-
I don't know who Kibo is.
Windows: w
Ok, so I use MS Windows. I don't have to like it.
OS/2: !O
I don't use OS/2.
Macintosh: M++
I am a mac guru. Anything those DOS putzes and Unix nerds can do, I can do better, and if not, I'll write the damn software to do it.
I don't use VMS.
Politics-Social: PS
I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my freedoms right now.
Politics-Economic: PE
Distrust both government and business.
Cypherpunks: Y+
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.
"Finger me for my public key"
Trek: !t
I don't watch Star Trek.
Babylon 5: !5
I don't watch Babylon 5.
X-Files: !X
I don't watch X-Files.
Roleplaying: R
Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.
Television: tv-
I watch tv for the news and 'special programming'.
Books: b++
I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
Dilbert: DI+
I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it
I don't play Doom.
Geek Code: G+
I was once G++ (or higher), but the new versions are getting too long and too complicated.
Education: e
Finished High School
Housing: h
Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.
Relationships: !r
I've never had a relationship.
Sex[m]: y
I've had sex. Oh! You mean with someone else? Then no.