My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

GAT d--(+) s++:++ a+ C++(++++)$ UL++++@ P(+) L++(+)}+++ E- W+++$ N* o+ K w@$ !O M+}$ !V PS++@ PE@ Y+(++) PGP+ t+@ 5? X-@ R@ !tv b+++(++++)}$ !DI D--- G+ e* h--- r+++ y+++

Geek: GAT
I'm a geek of all trades.
Dress: d--(+)
    I range from ...
My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them.
    ... to ...
Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts.
Shape: s++:++
I'm a basketball candidate.
I'm a linebacker candidate.
Age: a+
I'm between 40 and 49.
Computers: C++(++++)$
    I range from ...
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
    ... to ...
I'll be the first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull.
    I'm making money at this.
Unix: UL++++@
_Unknown unix code ++++@_
Perl: P(+)
    I range from ...
I know Perl exists, but that's all.
    ... to ...
I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it's on my agenda.
Linux: L++(+)}+++
    I range from ...
I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
    ... to ...
_Unknown linux code +}+++_
Emacs: E-
Emacs is just too big and bloated for my tastes.
Web: W+++$
I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.
    I'm making money at this.
Usenet: N*
All I do is read news.
Usenet Oracle: o+
I have been incarnated at least once.
Kibo: K
I know who Kibo is.
Windows: w@$
    Varying wildly on this topic.
    I'm making money at this.
OS/2: !O
I don't use OS/2.
Macintosh: M+}$
_Unknown macintosh code +}_
    I'm making money at this.
I don't use VMS.
Politics-Social: PS++@
_unknown social politics code ++@_
Politics-Economic: PE@
    Varying wildly on this topic.
Cypherpunks: Y+(++)
    I range from ...
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.
    ... to ...
I am on the cypherpunks mailing list and active around Usenet. I never miss an opportunity to talk about the evils of Clipper and ITAR and the NSA. Orwell's 1984 is more than a story, it's a warning to ours and future generations. I'm a member of the EFF.
"Finger me for my public key"
Trek: t+@
_Unknown trek code +@_
Babylon 5: 5?
What's Babylon 5?
X-Files: X-@
_Unknown x-files code -@_
Roleplaying: R@
    Varying wildly on this topic.
Television: !tv
I do not own a television.
Books: b+++(++++)}$
    I range from ...
I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
    ... to ...
_Unknown books code ++++}_
    I'm making money at this.
Dilbert: !DI
I don't read Dilbert.
DOOM!: D---
To hell with Doom, I miss Zork.
Geek Code: G+
I was once G++ (or higher), but the new versions are getting too long and too complicated.
Education: e*
I learned everything there is to know about life from the "Hitchhiker's Trilogy".
Housing: h---
Married, (persons living romanticly with someone might as well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)
Relationships: r+++
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
Sex[m]: y+++
I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.