My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

GAT d--(+) s++:++ a+ C++(++++)$ UL++++@ P(+) L++(+)}+++ E- W+++$ N* o+ K w@$ !O M+}$ !V PS++@ PE@ Y+(++) PGP t+@ 5? X-@ R@ !tv b+++(++++)}$ !DI D--- G+ e* h--- r+++ y+++

Geek: GAT: I'm a geek of all trades.
Dress: d--(+)
I range from ...: My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them.
... to ...: Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts.
Shape: s++:++: I'm a basketball candidate.; I'm a linebacker candidate.
Age: a+: I'm between 40 and 49.
Computers: C++(++++)$
I range from ...: Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
... to ...: I'll be the first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull.
I'm making money at this.
Unix: UL++++@: Linux:; _Unknown unix code ++++@_
Perl: P(+)
I range from ...: I know Perl exists, but that's all.
... to ...: I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it's on my agenda.
Linux: L++(+)}+++
I range from ...: I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
... to ...: _Unknown linux code +}+++_
Emacs: E-: Emacs is just too big and bloated for my tastes.
Web: W+++$: I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.
I'm making money at this.
Usenet: N*: All I do is read news.
Usenet Oracle: o+: I have been incarnated at least once.
Kibo: K: I know who Kibo is.
Windows: w@$
Varying wildly on this topic.
I'm making money at this.
OS/2: !O: I don't use OS/2.
Macintosh: M+}$: _Unknown macintosh code +}_
I'm making money at this.
VMS: !V: I don't use VMS.
Politics-Social: PS++@: _unknown social politics code ++@_
Politics-Economic: PE@
Varying wildly on this topic.
Cypherpunks: Y+(++)
I range from ...: I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.
... to ...: I am on the cypherpunks mailing list and active around Usenet. I never miss an opportunity to talk about the evils of Clipper and ITAR and the NSA. Orwell's 1984 is more than a story, it's a warning to ours and future generations. I'm a member of the EFF.
PGP: PGP: I've used it, but stopped long ago.
Trek: t+@: _Unknown trek code +@_
Babylon 5: 5?: What's Babylon 5?
X-Files: X-@: _Unknown x-files code -@_
Roleplaying: R@
Varying wildly on this topic.
Television: !tv: I do not own a television.
Books: b+++(++++)}$
I range from ...: I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
... to ...: _Unknown books code ++++}_
I'm making money at this.
Dilbert: !DI: I don't read Dilbert.
DOOM!: D---: To hell with Doom, I miss Zork.
Geek Code: G+: I was once G++ (or higher), but the new versions are getting too long and too complicated.
Education: e*: I learned everything there is to know about life from the "Hitchhiker's Trilogy".
Housing: h---: Married, (persons living romanticly with someone might as well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)
Relationships: r+++: Found someone, dated, and am now married.
Sex[m]: y+++: I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.