My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

Geek: GEEK

I'm a geek of _unknown classification EEK_. Unknown code 3!

?: 3.1

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Dress: d+(-)@

    I range from ...

Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts.

    ... to ...

_Unknown dress code -@_

Shape: s+:++

I'm a little taller than most.

I'm a linebacker candidate.

Age: a-

I'm between 25 and 29.

Computers: C++++$

I'll be the first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull.

    I'm making money at this.

Unix: UBLAIS++++$

BSD:

I have a unix account to do my stuff in.

Linux:

I have a unix account to do my stuff in.

AIX:

I have a unix account to do my stuff in.

IRIX:

I have a unix account to do my stuff in.

SunOS/Solaris:

I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine, don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.

    I'm making money at this.

Perl: P---(+++)@

    I range from ...

Perl combines the power of sh, the clarity of sed, and the performance of awk with the simplicity of C. It should be banned.

    ... to ...

_Unknown perl code +++@_

Linux: L++$

I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.

    I'm making money at this.

Emacs: !E----

_Unknown emacs code !----_

Web: W+++$

I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.

    I'm making money at this.

Usenet: N+++}$

_Unknown usenet code +++}_

    I'm making money at this.

Usenet Oracle: !o

I don't consult the Usenet Oracle.

Kibo: !K

I intentionally avoid Kibo.

Windows: w++++(---)$@

    I range from ...

I have Windows, Windows 95, Windows NT, and Windows NT Advanced Server all running on my SMP RISC machine. I haven't seen daylight in six months.

    ... to ...

_Unknown windows code ---$@_

OS/2: !O-

_Unknown OS/2 code !-_

Macintosh: M+}$

_Unknown macintosh code +}_

    I'm making money at this.

VMS: V

I've used VMS.

Politics-Social: PS+@

_unknown social politics code +@_

Politics-Economic: PE++(+)@

    I range from ...

Keep the government off the backs of businesses. Deregulate as much as possible.

    ... to ...

_unknown economic politics code +@_

Cypherpunks: Y++$

I am on the cypherpunks mailing list and active around Usenet. I never miss an opportunity to talk about the evils of Clipper and ITAR and the NSA. Orwell's 1984 is more than a story, it's a warning to ours and future generations. I'm a member of the EFF.

    I'm making money at this.

PGP: PGP++$

I have the most recent version and use it regularly

    I'm making money at this.

Trek: t++(--)@

    I range from ...

It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies on tape and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few of the model kits too. But you'll never catch me at one of those conventions. Those people are kooks.

    ... to ...

_Unknown trek code --@_

Babylon 5: 5(--)

    I range from ...

I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.

    ... to ...

You call this Sci-Fi? That is such a load of crap! This show is just a soap with bad actors, piss-poor effects, and lame storylines. Puh-lease.

X-Files: X++

This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd taped everything from the start at SP, because I'm wearing out my EP tapes. I'll periodically debate online. I've Converted at least 5 people. I've gotten a YAXA..

Roleplaying: R+++$*

    I'm making money at this.

I thought life WAS role-playing?

Television: tv(+)@

    I range from ...

I watch only the shows that are actually worth while, such as those found on PBS.

    ... to ...

_Unknown television code +@_

Books: b++++}$

_Unknown books code ++++}_

    I'm making money at this.

Dilbert: DI++++

I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling Class).

DOOM!: D++

I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too.

Geek Code: G+++

I have memorized the entire geek code, and can decode others' codes in my head. I know by heart where to find the current version of the code on the net.

Education: e++

Got a bachelors degree

Housing: h+

Living alone, get out once a week to buy food, no more than once a month to do laundry. All surfaces covered.

Relationships: r+

I date frequently, bouncing from one relationship to another.

Sex[m]: y+++++**

I've been known to make perverts look like angels.