Welcome to JoeReiss.Net!

My Background:

Currently, I'm working at Chemical Abstracts Service. I used to have the rest of my work history here too, but that was getting silly. If you really want to know, feel free to write and request a copy of my resume! :-)

Educationally speaking, I was A.B.D. (All But Dissertation) in Computer Science at Virginia Tech. I received my B.S. and M.S. in Computer & Information Science from The Ohio State University. GO BUCKS!

My Interests:

My hobbies are numerous, but include toy collecting, HD home theater, reading, music, and...
Space stations that spin. Starships that soar.
Robots transforming. Jedi galore!
There's more than sci-fi. All but kitchen sinks.
These are a few of my favorite links!

My Geek Code:

GCS d- s+: a C++$ UA+++$ P++ L+ E++ W++ N !o K w--- O M+ !V PS+ PE Y++ PGP+ t++(-) 5+++ X+(-) R- tv+ b+ DI++ D+ G++ e+++ h !r y-

My Creations:

Never question an engineer's opinion, you thundering moron! --Dogbert I'm considering becoming an idiot so I can get the health benefits of happiness. --Dilbert

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